I Wish I Was Drunk Lyrics

Lazy Boy Seven o'clock the suns comin' upBut I don't feel like waking up Pourin' water on my headAin't gonna get me outta bed I don't wanna cut the grassI'd rather kick your fuckin...Read Full Lyrics

Mother FuckerMother fucker, mother fuckerMother fucker, fuck youI think You're fatAnd ugly tooMother fucker, mother fuckerYou always ruin my dayMother fucker, mother fuckerGet the ...Read Full Lyrics

His hair is blueHis pants are baggyHis shirt is wornHe's not too shabbyHe sings in a bandHe has a ring in his lipHis nails are blackI wish he'd give my ear a nipHe's a punkThe neig...Read Full Lyrics

My Abortion Princess When I saw her for the first timeI knew she'd be mineAnd give me what I needI knew she'd been done beforeAnd must have been a whoreShe's just the kind of girl ...Read Full Lyrics

My Mom Thinks I'm a Loser My mom thinks I'm a loserCause I got no jobBorrowed 20 bucks,So that I could go see GobEveryone thinks I'm nothingThat I am just a wasteAlways pushing me ...Read Full Lyrics

Party Time I wanna partyI wanna partyI wanna partyYeah, yeah, yeahI love the taste of beerWish you were here...Give me a beer!No one parties on sunday nightAll they ever do is figh...Read Full Lyrics

Quit My JobI quit my job yesterdayI don't give a shitGirlfriend won't get off my backShe is just a bitchWho the hell would wanna workMan it fucking stinksEvery time I think about i...Read Full Lyrics

Your Mom's HotWe were together for only two weeksAnd she said she was happyUntil I told her her mom was hotThen the bitch slapped meI tried to make it up to herAnd I bought her flo...Read Full Lyrics

5th Commandmentreligion is killing all over the placeeveryone is striving to be the master raceyou fight for your freedom and you kill for peacebut your whole damn cause is hypocri...Read Full Lyrics

Break The ChainPUNK IS FUCKING DEAD!and its been killed by spiky haired kids that are being filledwith the idea that the world is beautiful and freebut they've been raised by ideol...Read Full Lyrics