Ice Cream Lyrics

Mary was sitting at the picnic tableTrying to eat her saladWhen out of the freakin' blueShe felt the bite of a mallardMary tried throwing her ketchup bottleBut those darn duckies c...Read Full Lyrics

There's one thing I really hateEver since my birthThey ruin everything they touchOn this planet EarthThere's nothing so disgustingAs when I bite into a sliderAnd they forgot to lea...Read Full Lyrics

I just had an exhausting week at workNow I want to relaxBut your mind is in the murkHaving another mental collapseYou know, I wish that your brainCame with an on and off switchBeca...Read Full Lyrics

I wanna singSing to youSing of the things that precede the poopYou got to find timeIt's Fart TimePush with your gutStick out your buttWhistle a tuneBreathe in the fumeYou gotta fin...Read Full Lyrics

I just wanna say it's nice to meet yaIt's my first time on Planet DungNot sure if you understand my wordsBut my phone will translate to your native tongueCan you please direct me t...Read Full Lyrics

The Devil came to BrooklynLooking for a soul to keepThen along comes MartinWalkin' down 11th StreetMartin told The DevilHe wanted to be famousThe Devil told him flat outThat he was...Read Full Lyrics

Close your eyesLet the beat inside your skinLet it flow on down your legsTo your feetWhen it hits your toesIt has nowhere else to goYour feet start to moveYou have no choiceYou mus...Read Full Lyrics

Va la flaca con la botellaHablando sola por la calleVa juntando las colillasPara envolverVa buscando entre otras cosasLa razónVa gritando que la calle es una trampaSi buscas amorE...Read Full Lyrics

I'm sick of goin' to my sister's stuffThat's it! That's it! Enough is enoughMy arms are sore from being tuggedAnd my butt is sore from all this fluffI'd rather stay home and watch ...Read Full Lyrics

Que lo único que llama mi atenciónEsta mañanaEs el tacto de tu mano en mi espaldaQue es medio díaQue no paró de lloverQue es septiembreY el invierno casi nos matóY afuera en ...Read Full Lyrics