Identity Theft Lyrics

Oh, livin's a buch of shit Shittin's a part of livin' Fartin's a friend of shittin', aye, and so we carry on Bring me a clarinet Get me a big brown derby Buy me a lie a whale wide...Read Full Lyrics

You're supposed to have a laugh And have a lot to say You're supposed to have a gas And make your getaway But do you know you can't be wrong How do you know you can't be wrong You'...Read Full Lyrics

"Awww, I don't wanna, I don't wanna be here" "shh it's alright darling What do you want? " "I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna pony pony" It's just my mama and me And though ...Read Full Lyrics

Feminists don't have a sense of humor Feminists just want to be alone (boo-hoo) Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor They have a tumor on their funny bone They say child molest...Read Full Lyrics

Send a breeze A pit bull's yelp A tender squeeze A cry for help Make it now And make it fast Such memories Can never last I long for the days Music and mayhem Mama's a sm...Read Full Lyrics

Never thought I'd live to be old enough To be old enough to feel like this And never thought I'd figure it out enough To be loud enough to make you listen On and on the meadows si...Read Full Lyrics

Maxine Schreck was a very lucky lady Maxine Schreck was a very lucky girl Who you wanna be Maxine Schreck Who you wanna see Maxine Schreck Have you got some time, have you got som...Read Full Lyrics

What is my name? Who is this fool? What is this game? What are the rules? There you go havin' up a party Have you got a lot to see? 'Fore I know having somebody Ain't all it's cra...Read Full Lyrics

Fuzzy are the lights, fuzzy like your smile Fuzzy really nice, Suzie like a star Hello stranger, fellow stranger Hello stranger, walking straight in the fog Blue chandelier, where...Read Full Lyrics

Santa Maria, can you hear me I've got no reason to live They say I've been lucky But it's all relative Won't you make it easy I've got to erase all the pain They say it's behind...Read Full Lyrics