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[Verse 1] Excuse me madam, would you mind Sparing a moment of your time? I wandered off the beaten track And now I can't find my way back Excuse me sir, may I intrude? I hope...Read Full Lyrics

But don't look a horse in the mouth Don't let a frog get you down Dragging you round like a dog on a lead I'm all you need Baby I'm in love with you And my love could go on and on ...Read Full Lyrics

I feel as if I have been buried alive For the best part of five hundred years My body encased in a mountain of waste Until one day my face reappears **** bends with the years that ...Read Full Lyrics

It is a far far better thing that I do now than I have ever done before It is a far far better place that I go to than I have ever known before My slap'n'tickle made her giggle, ma...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, I'm not the type To say one thing and do another And if it's all right I'd kind Of like to be your lover 'Cos when you're with me I can't help but be So desperately Uncontroll...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Machines that do this, machines that do that Machines that go hiss, machines that go crack Machines that will give us the things that we lack Machines that do this, m...Read Full Lyrics

I must say it's the most extraordinary experience not everybody I suppose it's something to do with the sun and all that but I wouldn't understand myself really and I'm not sure it...Read Full Lyrics

Build your coffin of balsa wood Spend all that you earn When you go you are gone for good Never to return Always to thine own self be true Not to fools like me Who'll change their ...Read Full Lyrics

Baby, life's what you make it - can't escape it Baby, yesterday's favourite; don't you hate it? Everything's all right... life's what you make it Baby, life's what you make it - do...Read Full Lyrics

And if one day I should become A singer with a Spanish bum Who sings for women of great virtue I'd sing to them with a guitar I'd borrow from a coffee bar - Well, what you don't kn...Read Full Lyrics