If Lyrics

(Heaton/Rotheray) With a face like a crab's bus ticket And skin like a llama's door mat He was always gonna struggle Nature had seen to that He dreamt of those old-fashioned movie...Read Full Lyrics

If, if you choose that we will always lose Well then I'll sail this ship alone And if, if you decide to give him another try Well then I'll sail this ship alone Well they said if I...Read Full Lyrics

I'm walking through these pastures I'm picking up sweet fruit I'm shaking hands with people That previously I'd shoot But nothing will dissuade me Nothing will dilute I want to exe...Read Full Lyrics

It took a few packed bags and a few slammed doors It took a false, false smile with a septic pause From my plastic moustache to your clip-on claws (In other words I hate you) It t...Read Full Lyrics

I was handed down the looks of a man with a broken nose That's the way our family was I suppose But at least you gave me deeply profound As we lay and chatted late upon the cricket...Read Full Lyrics

This is the Awards for Industry and Free Enterprise So let me sit you down and tell you how I won first prize I took on your free enterprise and your pretty little shops Walked in ...Read Full Lyrics

When you called me a useless druggie At least you got half of it right When you called me a hopeless alcoholic I'm only hopeless after nine at night And when I said you came stagge...Read Full Lyrics

I came in here just to see his guilty face I' m just checkin' He' s been dead twenty years but a sort of missed the chase I' m just checkin' I' ve seen folk just like her, pop thei...Read Full Lyrics

Ce souvenir je te le rends. Des souvenirs, tu sais j'en ai tellement. Puisqu'on rva de jours errants. Pas la peine de changer trop... Ce souvenir je te le prends. Des souvenirs, co...Read Full Lyrics

Don't feel bad if you wake up feeling suddenly old More the realisation that you've let yourself be covered by mould Age is not something you wrap up if you're feeling the cold It'...Read Full Lyrics