If AT&T Drank Tea What Would BP Do? Lyrics

In a former lifeHe was Prince Paul's PekineseSpent all his days tearing the leather from lounge chairsIn a former life He was Queen Anne's gigiloAnd he leaked all over the morningI...Read Full Lyrics

If twenty therapists want to tempt me with their tit ringsThey should know that I own a werewolf and the sense to use itA dead body in the boot of a Nova is the least of my problem...Read Full Lyrics

Lindsey, I was talking with your father and, wellWe think it's time that you moved outThe sense of entitlement is one thing, darlingBut the truth is that life is too precious to be...Read Full Lyrics

Singing along on the grass paradeSinging along, cos you're worthlessIf you're worthless and you're all aloneThen the grass parade is pricelessNo father would differYeah, yeah, yeah...Read Full Lyrics

Have you ever been a part ofA criminal conspiracy?It really is incredible funOnce the boring paperwork is doneA man could get used to itHave you ever had postersThat seem to watch ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm in Hamburg, I'm in HamburgI'm in Hamburg for a weekDo you know a nice, do you know a niceDo you know a nice Thai place?I have a birthday, I have a birthdayI have a birthday whi...Read Full Lyrics

Stand and count the holidays Or do their will unbiddenLeave your stomach in your shoeI told you that you shouldn'tStick to cat and feral formsAnd maybe you'll be drivenInto a state...Read Full Lyrics

I spy with my little eyeball something beginning with"Brian stole the DVD player, tie him to the Aston MartinThen send him to the beachSomewhere symbolic that will speak to him of ...Read Full Lyrics

White privilege bluesMy kingdom for a heartacheIf summer is a testThen let's be consistentWhite privilege keyringsSold factotumWhatever that meansI meant the minimum, didn't I?I me...Read Full Lyrics

50 days before the hunMy brothers in the cheap seatsCame up with an ingenious planCame up with a brilliant schemeThey would smile as they'd smile in the stocksThey would grizzle th...Read Full Lyrics