If I Ever Get Back To Oklahoma Lyrics

Chorus Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snaps are the two things That stay the same so when the world starts spinnin' and Your head hurts there's cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl sn...Read Full Lyrics

My day usually starts in the neighborhood of two And that's when you're wanting a call What can I say I've got some things that I've got to do I been throwin' darts at the wall Yea...Read Full Lyrics

Well welcome everybody to Willies place You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face We got everything, The only thing that we lack Is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac I wanna...Read Full Lyrics

Well my mama was a rebel my daddy was a Yankee They got together made a little hanky panky My blood runs north and south Like the mighty Mississippi Yankee doodle dandy and I sang ...Read Full Lyrics

He was standing on the side line wearing that try-out uniform An old hand me down double zero worn out jersey, ragged and torn He was two head shorter than all his competition So, ...Read Full Lyrics

When I look south and see the storm clouds roll, on their way from old Mexico Don't want to be alone The rays of light through my Shiner Bock bottle make Me wanna turn the key and ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm sorry a phone call I the best I could do at this time Your busy But this on again off again Is start'n to mess with my mind So baby Cover your eyes It can't hurt forever...Read Full Lyrics

My little girl met a new friend, Just the other day, On the playground at school Between the tires and the swings But she came home with tear-filled eyes, And she said to me "Dadd...Read Full Lyrics

Straight out of her wildest dreams Gold belt buckle and starched up jeans, Dirty Stetson hat, spurs on his feet He gets bucked off but he gets back up She knows that it hurts ...Read Full Lyrics

There comes a time in everyone's life, You gotta slow down and find the light Surrender the losing fight, Take your wrongs and make 'em right Leave the past in the past, Don't let ...Read Full Lyrics