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(Ugh, you're a monster)I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like GodzillaBetter hit the deck like the card dealerMy whole squad's in here, walking around the partyA cros...Read Full Lyrics

May I have your attention please?May I have your attention please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're going to have a p...Read Full Lyrics

Get the f*ck upAyo, when I step up in the club everybody hit the fuckin' floorLucky motherfuckers make it to the door'Cause when I spit on mic's I spit rawWhich cause confusion fro...Read Full Lyrics

Hi! My name is (what?)My name is (who?)My name isSlim ShadyHi! My name is (huh?)My name is (what?)My name isSlim ShadyHi! My name is (what?)Excuse me, (my name is) (who? My name is...Read Full Lyrics

Whatever Dre just let it run Ah-yo turn the beat up a little bit Ah-yo this song is for anyone F*ck it just shut up and listen Ah-yo I sit back with this pack of zigzags And this ...Read Full Lyrics

(Ricky Racks)For what it's worthYou were a slut at birthIf the world had a dickYou'd f*ck the EarthI tried to get over youIt doesn't workYou're still a cuntI'm still a fucking jerk...Read Full Lyrics

AyoThis a song aboutMy, my stepdadLet's see if this ever happened to youI, I hateMy, my stepdadOne thing that sticks in my crawWhen I was six and I saw my stepfather hittin' my mom...Read Full Lyrics

I am not Jasmine, I'm AladdinSo far ahead, these bums is laggin'See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin'I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragonRaah, raah, like a dungeon dragon...Read Full Lyrics

[Eminem - talking]I'd be a horrible mixtape DJI would be really fuckin badTHIS IS MOTHERFUCKIN EMINEM!Or just EminemWhatever you want to call meAnd your listenin to the motherfucki...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah huh(hip hop hip hop hip hop)Turn the mic up a little bit(hip hop)Get some of this Cali weedo(hip hop)Listen to some motherfuckin'(hip hop)Haha(Sounds like gold, sounds like st...Read Full Lyrics