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"Scalpel""Here""Sponge""Here""Wait he's convulsing!" "Ah""He's convulsing!""Oh my" "We're gonna have to shock him!""Oh my God!" "We're gonna have to shock him!""Oh my God!"These ar...Read Full Lyrics

Justin? It's Zoe.Kelly did not have me call, howeverI just listened to Eminem in her car andIt is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard in my entire life.And I seriously wann...Read Full Lyrics

Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?)My name is Slim ShadyHi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?)My name is Slim ShadyHi! My name is (what?) Excuse me, (my name is) (who? My na...Read Full Lyrics

Just the two of us... [Repeat: x8][Eminem]Baby your da-da loves you (hey)And I'm a always be here for you (hey) no matter what happensYou're all I got in this worldI would never gi...Read Full Lyrics

I never meant to...Give you mushrooms girlI never meant to...Bring you to my worldAnd now you're lyingThe corner cry-y-y-iiiiing...Read Full Lyrics

Skylar Montgomery?What do you want from me Roger?I know it was you all along messing around with my dear Veronica.Wait a minute. You hold it right there. Me and that woman love eac...Read Full Lyrics

OkayI am going to attempt to drown myself You can try this at home You can be just like me Mic check 1, 2 We recording?I'm cancerous So when I dis you, you wouldn't want to answer ...Read Full Lyrics

Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (huh?)Told you how to slap dicks and murder your girl (I did!)Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirlSold a...Read Full Lyrics

I don't know why this world keep turning (Yes man)Round and round (As the World turns we all experience things in life)But I wish it would stop and let me off right now (Trials and...Read Full Lyrics

Hi! my name is... (huh?) my name is (what?)My name is {scratches} Slim ShadyAhem excuse me!Can I have the attention of the classFor one second?Hi kids! do you like violence? (yeah ...Read Full Lyrics