If I Only Had a Brain (Wizard of Oz cover) Lyrics

I come from a land of kebabs and curries Second helpings, no worries Pile the carbs upon the plate Then one day, it's too late No breakfast, no luncheon Just carpet I'm munching A...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, I could tell youPlease try and understand'bout the ship left unmanned out at seaThe laughter there is canned'cause the jokes are secondhandGod forbid I didn't blend this mutiny...Read Full Lyrics

Some people say a man is made outta mudA poor man's made outta muscle an' bloodMuscle an' blood an' skin an' bonesA mind that's weak and a back that's strongYou loaded sixteen tons...Read Full Lyrics

Just like the night before Pompeii blowsNobody really knows where my Rose Marie goesMy friends all think I'm mad andshe makes my dad sadAnd he married my mother soI'll be imagining...Read Full Lyrics

Just like we told yaOur love is better than their loveWe could make you famousWhy don't you come and join us?You don't need anyone to knowThat you existYou don't want anyone to kno...Read Full Lyrics

Dingy glassesCan’t see past thisGod damn my eyesGets so bad some nightsCan't sight to stop words coming out so ugly and unsanded that the hint gets handed downoh you’re so funn...Read Full Lyrics

We live in trailers and apartments too From California to Kalamazoo Grow up get married and when that one ends We hate sleeping alone so we get married again Don't wanna be buried...Read Full Lyrics

Who'd-a guessed that Aquanette Could start a fire with a single cigarette She wasn't drunk, she wasn't stoned Just sick and tired of wonderin' when he was coming home So she drove ...Read Full Lyrics

I know I shouldn't be here tonight I hardly know this man It's been a long time since I felt as pretty, as he tells me I am I've met him at a coffee shop and I've met him in the pa...Read Full Lyrics

She hates her job, loves her kids Bored with her husband Tired of the same old list of things to do So when the to-dos have all been done She sits down at the kitchen table And rol...Read Full Lyrics