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Well I wish I had a date So I wear my suit and tie Well I wish I had a date With a pretty girl in mind Well I'll take her out to dinner And I'll treat her real good I'll spend all ...Read Full Lyrics

It's not the liars that can set you free It's not the riches that you can't foresee No, it's not the monkey or the lsd It's not the powers that be It's always in the air It's alwa...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a weed plant A leafy, green plant called cannabis I'm smuggled in by car or bus You can wear me for clothes, or you can smoke me up In cannabis we trust Release your endorphin...Read Full Lyrics

Well let me pull myself up and out Of this toilet that I'm in It's liberating for a little while But living in shit with shit And bein' all about shit ain't my style So up to the f...Read Full Lyrics

Aimlessly I walk the streets alone My eyes are tearful to the world around They have forgotten the joy of which it is to be kind They need your guidance for they are blind (So lon...Read Full Lyrics

Ska ska ska Jamaican ska Ska ska ska Do the ska Not any people can chachacha Not everybody can do the twist But everybody can do the ska The new dance that goes like this Ska ska...Read Full Lyrics

(GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME) The ice was freezin' My brother almost drowned I jumped in to save him On his way, way down Then it went black and I went in Oh, what a wonderful life T...Read Full Lyrics

Get off the bus and I caught myself running Into the truck stop at three in the morning Oh shit And you thought you had time to take a dump Drop the kids off at the pool Steppi...Read Full Lyrics

My pusher who art in the krack house Hallowed be thy bitches and hoe's As for I am sprung my rock will be done In my crib as well as in public Give us this day our daily krack As w...Read Full Lyrics

Hey! Everybody Let's have some fun You only live once And when you're dead, you're dust Let the good time roll (x2) No matter if you're young or old, yah! Let the good time roll G...Read Full Lyrics