If I Were a Tishman [If I Were a Rich Man] Lyrics

No more-a my dough, No more-a my dough, No more-a my dough-de-o-dough. Westchester Hadassah, I gave all my dough. I'll give you one more thing: A definite "no!" Remember that lun...Read Full Lyrics

Soupy doopy doop, Oh soupy doopy. Soupy doopy doop, Oh soupy doopy. Strange things in my soup, That's what I found there. Little tiny things That move around there. Looking down I...Read Full Lyrics

Turn back the clock And recall what you did Back on the block where You lived as a kid. And if you think every kid nowadays Is a nut or a kook or a fool, Just turn back the clock ...Read Full Lyrics

Keep off the grass. Children at play. No deposit, no return. No casting today. Wait for the dialtone. Do not fold, do not bend. Do not open till Christmas. Open other end. No ch...Read Full Lyrics

(Down, down, down, down, down Down, down, down) The sweetest things in life Don't stay around for very long. They come and go and don't come back again. While they're here, you fe...Read Full Lyrics

Plan ahead! Plan ahead! That's what the wise man said. Success is hard to win, but you can win it If you do a lot of thinking in advance and make the necessary preparations And ...Read Full Lyrics

(Ring!) Huh? Ooh... Mmmm... Brrrr...cold! Aahhh...hot! Aaahh...nice. Yum dumb, yum dumb dumb de da... (Ring!) Hello, I'm in the shower, Call me in an hour....Read Full Lyrics

It's good to be a Spanish flea. The Spanish dogs all scratch at me. I make my home in a spaniel Called Jose or Manuel Or Juan, And I wouldn't put you on. My summer place is some G...Read Full Lyrics

My Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt, A mini-skirt, A mini-skirt. She's too skinny for a mini-skirt. Such a skinny creature Shouldn't feature such a feature But my old Aunt Minnie b...Read Full Lyrics