If Only You Knew Lyrics

Once I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie) Oh... My unspeakable wife, Queen Lisa (now I eat humble pie) I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie) A...Read Full Lyrics

(All) Well he was just some Johnny Saucep'n when he walked into that kitchen And the chef picked up the order and put down his Solzhenitysen He said "make yourself at home, boy, I ...Read Full Lyrics

(Murray) Well, I... I do have a question. How many people were voting for Deep Blue? And how many people were voting for Kasparov? Ah..... Humanity has hope - still, I suppose. (Ji...Read Full Lyrics

By Beau Dommages This song was originally written in French. Believe me or not Somewhere in Alaska There's a seal who's feeling glum His love has left To make her living In a circu...Read Full Lyrics

When I was 3, my mother said to me Eat up your greens and say your grave While on tv they put a dog in space And left here there... You should've seen her face When I was 5, the dr...Read Full Lyrics

(Dave on lead) Only just we two Blood in my veins The shadow of you Perfect as frost On the flowers How a country recalls Day always breaks Night always falls Rotten fruit and bend...Read Full Lyrics

(Jian) Everyone has a groovy time with Lazlo. He speaks poetry and brings us cheer. (All) We have lots of friends back in Ontario. But right now, there is no better place than her...Read Full Lyrics

I have a life of pleasure I am suspended in armchair leisure I put my feet on the ottoman (empire) Here in a world of turmoil I have my comfort in control And the answer's reclinin...Read Full Lyrics

(All) I like to keep it in the refrigerator. (Mike speaking through distortion) Keeps the powder dry, and the action quicker. (All) Let me be your American Gladitor. (Mike speaking...Read Full Lyrics

Your phone call from Montreal said I was back into you But as I listened to the words fall I treaded as the artist drew Me down on my knees with liquid eyes begging please Won't yo...Read Full Lyrics