If We Were Gay Lyrics

This song is about a problem that I have Frequently There are three, three, three kinds of erections Some are sexual Some occur during periods of nervous tension But there's a my...Read Full Lyrics

Puppies in space Puppies in space Puppies in space They can't survive...Read Full Lyrics

So you want to be a great lover Ninja Sex Party will help you train So much knowledge to discover We'll shoot a hot load of wisdom all over your brain Let's go! It's time for sex ...Read Full Lyrics

Way back in olden ancient Greece Lived a most ferocious beast With eyes of flame and teeth of steel On human flesh it feast Standing over ten feet tall No man escaped its roar (ro...Read Full Lyrics

I'm very glad you could join us today At the annual women's appreciation buffet Where you'll get inspired to reach all your goals You're gonna fight all your foo like a thousand da...Read Full Lyrics

I am the toughest fucking ninja That you've ever seen I killed a king And changed the course of European history But that's all in the past I am changing fast I'm switching up my ...Read Full Lyrics

You've been counting all the days off Of your calendar for weeks now You can't wait for Saturday 'cause That's the night that it all goes down From seven fourth- five to seven fort...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, how you doin' (oh) Thanks for coming to my studio apartment Got some shit to say (that's right) The times we've had The times we've missed The times we've embraced And the ti...Read Full Lyrics

Well, that's the end of our album You can open your eyes now Wasn't I fantastic? Ninja Brian, you did a pretty OK job, too I'm particularly impressed by the way you're simultaneous...Read Full Lyrics