If You Can Afford Me Lyrics

I saw a spider I didn't scream 'Cause I can belch the alphabet Just double dog dare me And I chose guitar over ballet And I take these suckers down cause they just Get in my way Th...Read Full Lyrics

How do I get closer to you When you keep it all on mute How will I know the right way to love you Usually the Queen of figurin' out Breaking down a man is no work out But I have n...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes I cry for no good reason Sometimes I fight when I ain't mad Sometimes it hurts and I ain't bleeding Sometimes I laugh when things go bad [Chorus] But I'll always be the ...Read Full Lyrics

I can do most anything a man can do I can hold my liquor with the best of you Even take your money in a game of pool Yeah, I'd kick your butt if I wanted to And I don't mind when p...Read Full Lyrics

Well, they're flickin' on the bar lights Band's playin' one last song And if you want another round, better order it now It's last call Crowds still rockin' and it's 2:01 The barte...Read Full Lyrics

I'm no stranger to temptation I have found some comfort there But it only leaves me with questions Never answers any prayers Been as high as angels fly And I've fallen straight to ...Read Full Lyrics

There's a place in the whiskey Where I don't give a damn I just love everybody And everybody loves who I am Bartender, hit me; won't you get me To that place in the whiskey? Yeah...Read Full Lyrics

You want me to bring you home the bacon Fry it up and serve it to you too When I don't you act so godforsaken Like somehow I've been mistreating you I know that's the way your mama...Read Full Lyrics

I've been pouring whiskey on your memory I can't seem to drown this hurt inside The bottom of the bottle leaves me empty I need something strong to ease my mind [Chorus:] I need a...Read Full Lyrics

I was born in the country on an old farm road Worked hard for a livin' but I still stayed broke Everything I had was either borrowed or loaned Except my mobile home I started picki...Read Full Lyrics