Illinois State Police Lyrics

Once upon a time, I went on a murder spree I was on a shooting rampage I came to your house with my Smith & Wesson I was a stupid ass drunk when I was trigger happy I murdered you...Read Full Lyrics

It's Monday, February 5, 1996 At 11: 00 am, Eastern Time Me and my band went to East Orange New Jersey for a wfmu radio show It was a 40 minute trip At 11: 55 am Me and my band pu...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a time, I broke into your Lamborghini I busted out your car windshield with a brick I stuck my hands in there I stole your Sony ESP Car Diskman I broke out your win...Read Full Lyrics

It's Wednesday, April 2, 1997, at 12: 00 pm I took a Greyhound bus to Des Moines, Iowa It was a six-hour profanity demon hell ride At 6: 00 pm, the Greyhound bus Arrived at the De...Read Full Lyrics

Let's ride the city bus Let's ride it clean on the yellow line Ride the circuit rapid transit Ride it on the road to Utopia Get on the bus Get on the bus Get on the bus Get on the...Read Full Lyrics

This band played at the Oak Theater About eight hundred people were at the show The jam session was awesome The rock show whupped a rhino's ass Fugazi Fugazi Fugazi Fugazi...Read Full Lyrics

Let me find another job It doesn't pay me enough money at all I want a better one I'm going to tell you this: Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Take this job an...Read Full Lyrics

You think you can get away with murder You don't know who you're fooling with I'm going to shoot you with my BB gun Fuck with me and find out Fuck with me and find out Fuck ...Read Full Lyrics

This band played at The Metro About eight hundred people were at the rock show The jam session was awesome It whupped a horse's ass The Foo Fighters The Foo Fighters The Fo...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a time, a drug dealer was arrested for selling dope He was charged with selling cannabis He was beaten to a pulp before being whisked away to jail He goes to prison He g...Read Full Lyrics