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Every time a hamburger looks into my eyes I forget all of my sadness and the Happy Meal prize 'cause I'm a starving motherfucker who wants much bigger thighs Get so horny when a on...Read Full Lyrics

Gazoyngas a plenty! Back pains she had many! For such knockers hooters funbags boys were not even ready She could hold your beer! Without hands she could steer! Smack a grown man i...Read Full Lyrics

Get down on all fours, open your back door Don't it feel so goood with a lady and a doood Boy get in the center, she'll take off your sweater I'll take down your panties, dress you...Read Full Lyrics

Stop the press! I'm so obsessed! Gotta get this shit right off my chest before I stain my dress So Detroit! We hit you, New Orleans! We hit you Chicago we hit you but Oky there was...Read Full Lyrics

Well I wanna get in the whole world's pants And when my beaver's hungry preemies ain't got a chance I turn it out in granny glasses and hotpants And my digs are decked out for stat...Read Full Lyrics

Toot toot! And a beep beep! You're a coal miner's daughter who turned to the street And with a toot toot! And a beep beep! You snorted two hot loads off of the bar seat In Hello Ki...Read Full Lyrics

One additional word of advice If you get behind when listening to this record Simply go back to the beginning of the cut and start over All you need is some patience and a little p...Read Full Lyrics

We wore the little pleated skirts and hiked them up to show our goods Nuns beat hoes up with rulers as in line for cigarettes we stood In sweater vests we learned to stay chaste an...Read Full Lyrics

Way back in '97 was a young blossomin' ho Only given 'bout 8 blowjobs, never drank or smoked indo Until one fine evenin', pages I was receivin' Beginning to feel that old heavin' i...Read Full Lyrics

You make me nervous, nervous, nervous! Hella hella hella nervous, nervous, nervous. You make me nervous, nervous, nervous! Hella hella hella nervous, nervous, nervous. 'Cause you ...Read Full Lyrics