In My Role as Professional Singer and Ham Lyrics

Try and be kind to Mr Humphries in room 5He gets grumpy trying to keep hope aliveAnd though the well is dried upHe won’t give or shut upIt’s still hopingHe spent his life on th...Read Full Lyrics

La Llorona knew loveHer heart spilled like wineHer laugh could shatter glassAlways brought the real good timeBut she loved her men too muchAnd they loved to misbehaveShe was the li...Read Full Lyrics

What is it with youHow come good luckOnly makes you cruelYou get dead-eyed as royaltyAnd just as blueBut you know I don’t careI don’t care what you doI just wanna knowWhere you...Read Full Lyrics

My clothes are ripped and tornI keep falling on my kneeLike a butterfly to chloroformPraying to be freeThe sidewalk gets high off my bloodIt chews and chews it like gumWithout hung...Read Full Lyrics

You lay me downOn my bedYou lay your handsOn my headSo I was safeSo I was warmMy home is whenI’m in your armsI sleep all dayLike wind in the skiesNothing takesThe sleep from my e...Read Full Lyrics

In the way she came to meAt one a.m. she leaned my wayThrough the glass she looked at meHalf past two, she gave me a winkShe knew everything, she kissed everyoneFrom her French goo...Read Full Lyrics

They've told me I can walk for milesI know that I can walk for milesThey've told me I can walk for milesI know that I can walk for milesSupercomputers, bouncing wiresVolunteers con...Read Full Lyrics

Dial me upKick me swiftlySend me home before I panicI met you whenWay back thenYou were so suave and so surrealLet's do it againAnd againOnce moreAgainAnd againAnd againOnce more p...Read Full Lyrics

SituationsDifficult instigationsDifficult situationsAnd injusticesSituationsDifficult observationsDifficult situationsAnd injusticesAnd the poets criedAnd the people diedAnd the lo...Read Full Lyrics

Funny meLeaving on boat with no sunscreenFunny meHeading upstream and into the windWhen the storm comesI'll be off the edgeAnd into the mistOff in a barrelI'll be in perilAnd in pi...Read Full Lyrics