In Which Draco and Harry Secretly Want to Make Out Lyrics

The students at Hogwarts are sorted into Houses according toWhatever that shifty Sorting Hat says they ought to doI asked Dumbledore if I could be sortedHe said, “Sorry, Whompy, ...Read Full Lyrics

HermioneThis is killing meYou’re seriously a tease just forExisting close to meMy curiosityKeeps me in captivityYou’re gonna make this tree a slaveTo pure insanityFive years it...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, Cedric why’d you go into that maze?Haven’t you ever seen a Hollywood movie before?In which a minor character gets slainTo benefit the survival of the big star… It’s suc...Read Full Lyrics

The morning’s coldBut the sun still shinesI’ll write a songFor you and II’ll be alrightBy your sideDon’t say a wordWords can’t describeWhat we’ve been throughJust to ge...Read Full Lyrics

Despite what you heard in track fourThere’s a girl I like moreAnd I swear that it’s not a reboundShe plays in a bandShe’s got really nice… handsAnd you’re lucky if you’...Read Full Lyrics

I’m a whore for DumbledoreI’m a whore for DumbledoreI’d like to have a couple friendsBut they won’t understand me‘Cause I just keep hitting themAnd I’d like to stroll a...Read Full Lyrics

I used to like writing you lettersIt was almost like being togetherBut I let my nature get the best of meSo, if you’re wondering why you haven’t heard from meI killed my owlI k...Read Full Lyrics

Harry, oh, Harry PotterI thought you were a little bit smarterConcentrate just a little bit harderWhen you’re riding in your flying carOh, WeasleyOh, Ronald WeasleyI’d like to ...Read Full Lyrics

Ginny, don’t look so down‘Cause you know that a frownDoesn’t look good on youGinny, I don’t wanna fightAnd I know it ain’t rightBut what can I do?I know you been eyein’...Read Full Lyrics

Students at Hogwarts, you know they underestimate me‘Cause they look at me, they only see a treeBut I tell you man, I’m so much more than that‘Cause I have magical powers mos...Read Full Lyrics