Inbetweener Lyrics

This little creature Lives in your wardrobe He's seen you fake it He's seen you naked He's been through your pockets And sucked out your secrets He stole all your best lines Seems ...Read Full Lyrics

You're a big man But you're out of shape I could help you Get it back again We should both go to bed Till we make each other sore We should both stay in bed Till we make each other...Read Full Lyrics

She's so small Tiny and crushed up Fifty four, the size of a child Long pale hair Her eyes are all red She's got skin the color of bread He's all bald Crusty and oozing Got six arm...Read Full Lyrics

Locked inside of a prison of my own construction I wish the walls wouldn't run around So I can't touch them You think it's amusing Amuses you so much You think it's amusing Do you ...Read Full Lyrics

Got an open mind just for show Got a one track mind don't I Got to go got to go but I'm easily lead Got to go got to go but I'm easily God I'm lost inside you again Got an old desi...Read Full Lyrics

Lady love your countryside Your motorways are very nice Come and get your aerosols And help me paint up paradise Let's get messed up boy messed up good Come and suck down meat wit...Read Full Lyrics

He lives on his own The TV's on loan He watches old movies He lives in a flat The lino's all cracked But he's got plans bingo He sings like Sinatra with more feel Plays with his po...Read Full Lyrics

I see a man all alone in the air I think that man needs a comb for his hair He fell from the sky on a cold afternoon Crashed into earth on a dark afternoon I just haven't felt the ...Read Full Lyrics

Alice in the playground She ain't got a boyfriend Oh, oh, that's a pity She's not even pretty Alice hears them whisper They smile when they see her Oh, oh, she'll discover Girls do...Read Full Lyrics

She's seen one and it looks funny It made her cry, said "BOO" to her She captured one, all hairy Stuck needles in its eyes, he cries He's reading a thin book It's got no words, jus...Read Full Lyrics