If I were you
And I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do
To make myself turn blue
I suppose,
I'd start by removing all my clothes
Tie my panty hose around my neck
Chorus:
I'l...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
She fed me strawberries and
Freezer-burned ice cream
I said "Good-bye I guess"
She lifted up her dress
And so I must confess
We made out one more
Time before I left for good
She th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
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I'm in the drink for love
And want to drink your love
Swimmin' a swim in the suds
I want to drink your blood
Up like a rocket, down like the rain
Back and forth forth like ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
I heard you built an invisible fence
What about us, what about your friends?
It's difficult not to take offence
When you're running into an invisible fence
An invisible (invi...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
Someone somewhere has unglued our epoxy
And now I'm kissing you by proxy
Hope you don't mind
Somewhere someone is dreaming of me
Tries to love me, hope you don't mind
I love you
I...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
Urgh!
Speaking as a guy who's really got it going on
It's only natural! - It's only me!
Take it from a fella who's been round the block so many times
He knows the only parking spo...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
The girl works at the store, sweet Jane St. Clair
Was dazzled by her smile while I shopped there
It wasn't long before I lived with her
I sang her songs while she dyed my hair
Jan...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
Look at my mouth, a thin painted line
Look at my limbs, bent up and bundled in twine
Forever, ever mine
Form of a tree, shape of a child
I wish I could cry, stuck in a permanent sm...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
Hello, Steve
Oh, hi Ed
Someone left me this "L" and I don't know what to do with it
Why don't you put it in the middle of your forehead?
Yeah, thanks, no, I'm just kidding
It'...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
Everyone who sees it puts their face in the ground
And when nobody's watching, they can tear it all down
Friend or foe? Cause I can be either one
But if they come at me, then th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies