Instant Club Hit (You'll Dance To Anything) Lyrics

Sha Na Na Sha Na Na Na Sha Na Na Na Na Sha Na Na (x2) Sha Na Na Na Na Sha-Na-Na were the kings of Woodstock You know it's true deep in your heart Greasy guys in gold lame If only ...Read Full Lyrics

Jason said he's gonna get you in the bed But when he does in the morning you'll be dead Jason can be a friend to the end She said "Jason close your eyes and count to ten" I think ...Read Full Lyrics

My best friend is a junkie He shoots up all day Sometimes he even shits himself What else can I say? Shoot up or shut up (x4) If his girl don't score He beats her black and blue He...Read Full Lyrics

On my tv screen Every Labor Day Fuckin' Jerry Lewis Make him go away Make him go away Make him go away He's fucked up my labor day Make him go away One, two, three, four! Jerry L...Read Full Lyrics

Gotta go somewhere When you die So why not see the world Through jellyfish eyes Jellyfish heaven Where jellyfish go To get away from Mormons And drunk Eskimos Jellyfish heaven Is ...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes I like to be alone (x2) But when I hear your voice I don't have any choice I want to crawl right through the phone And I don't want to be alone Sometimes I need to get a...Read Full Lyrics

(1--2--1-2-1. 2. 3. 4) Soap and quarters and bleach and laundry Are words I use at the laundromat Reading the news, and watching the people That's what I do at the laundromat At th...Read Full Lyrics

She looked like a corpse on my front porch Clutching the spawn of her latest divorce, saying Let's get the baby high Oh little pig, little pig, let me in I've traded food stamps f...Read Full Lyrics

There's a little man in my head And he's drunk all of the time He sits there on a bench Holdin' a monkey wrench Sometimes he beats it against my mind There's a little man in my he...Read Full Lyrics

This next song is dedicated to the members of Why Guy(?) And it's called Milkmen Stomp We are the Milkmen We are the Milkmen We are the Milkmen Stomp stomp stomp We are the Milkme...Read Full Lyrics