Intro Song Lyrics

Go! "This is CNN" James Earl Jones, where have you been? All you're doing now are bombs and cameos You're unpopular, it seems Even after Field of Dreams? In your voice alone your t...Read Full Lyrics

He thinks he's all that 'Cause of his kickin' hat He probably gots a gat At home I have a cat K-I-S-U-X he thinks he's so funny K-I-S-U-X he don't got no money K-I-S-U-X he gives u...Read Full Lyrics

I watch MTV I read Rolling Stone The Spin articles I read Tell me what to condone I'm considered cool I keep up with the fads I know bands that rule I know what is rad I'm so hip, ...Read Full Lyrics

Mustard on my mouth I was eating lunch I had a sandwich, I think it was turkey Then I went in the commons I had no idea there was... Mustard on my mouth I was in the commons I was ...Read Full Lyrics

If I had the choice between An unanesthetized version of my spleen Or watching commercials all the day I'd choose the first one (much less pain) The opposite of commercials are the...Read Full Lyrics

It seems so long The group still going strong Our humorous proclivities Made for fun activities Chorus: We came together one day Our differences were pushed away To the end... Neve...Read Full Lyrics

Learn proper capitalization A brand new craze that's sweeping the nation It makes you look like you know what you're doing It makes your work less confusing, too Capital letters at...Read Full Lyrics

If I could write better I could cover every letter of the alphabet But since I don't you know that I won't be able to do that Technically this song starts with Q A letter is does n...Read Full Lyrics

He's a rebel, plays by his own rules Just like the cop shows on TV He gained acceptance in the school Carved out a path of conformity He was sitting in front of me Shouted obscenit...Read Full Lyrics

It happens every day, you see me walking down the street Those bright white lines across the road don't mean that much to me I'll take my chances with the drivers who are drunk The...Read Full Lyrics