Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships) Lyrics

Hes a No Exit G in the place to be, He goes to Stanford University. And since Kindergarten he acquired knowledge, And after twelve grade he went straight to college. Well Toms a po...Read Full Lyrics

My daughter Jenna Bush enjoys going to bars My daughter Jenna Bush enjoys smoking cigarettes My daughter Jenna Bush likes to make-out with her Girlfriends in public (That one's not...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes Shakespeare's over done. His constant sadness is no fun. The comic relief's the best part Fans just can't wait for it to start. The pain inside Macbeth is clear- It seems...Read Full Lyrics

The following is an entirely fictional account. Any similarities between people living or dead is entirely Coincidental... Just kidding. She fell from the sky on a black October n...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a time, in the city of Los Angeles... "Marty, Marty listen to me. Bring me something the kids will cry for Get out there, and get us stoked! " Meet Marty, major label A&a...Read Full Lyrics

Move over Kevin Bacon, 'cause I've got a new game It's called "Six Degrees of Kurt Cobain" The man was an icon of Generation X A sound between Joy Division and NOFX (what?) Let's d...Read Full Lyrics

You can take away my space ship You can take away my space suit You can even take away my space lasers But you can never, ever take away my space game I broke through the carbo...Read Full Lyrics

9 o'clock class feels like five, asleep at three, so sleep deprived. STAT-60 satisfies 2C, the math GER, not the one for me. The Central Limit Theorem? Speak English. The Sum of Sq...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. I'll Bill) One night, backstage at Irving Plaza at a Madball show [Lars:] Hey yo I'll Bill - will you sign this for me? I found it at Amoeba it's the Green cd [Bill:] No d...Read Full Lyrics

Check this C major! Comin' straight outta Stockholm, a fun boy named Lars, Survived Loma Prieta, Mad Cow, and SARS. I hit you with these flows like your name was Nancy Kerrigan He...Read Full Lyrics