Intro Lyrics

Hey hey hey, know what I heard? Beauty's only skin deep, ugly is to the bone Back in the days, I'm not gonna lie They used to say I'm ugly, a hurting guy They would crack on ...Read Full Lyrics

[cool v] Yo biz, let's send this out to the propmaster kool dj red alert Bring the beat in, todd Yeah, this is how we're doing it for the '93, we're on the smooth tip Ha ha, yo biz...Read Full Lyrics

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date But a year to make love she wanted you to wait Let me tell ya a story of my situation I was talkin' to this girl from the you. S. Na...Read Full Lyrics

[Biz Markie] Everybody just clap your hands {"no stoppin"} Uptown {"no stoppin"} Brooklyn {"no stoppin"} Queens {"no stoppin"} The Bronx {"no stoppin"} Long Island {"no stoppin"} N...Read Full Lyrics

Once about a time there was a kid Who didn't have a bicycle or a car that skid Only thing he had was pat and turner He didn't know the future but the lesson to learn-ah Way to get ...Read Full Lyrics

Ahhh-yew-whayaeuwwww Now it-it-it-it-it-it sound funky Yo doc, i'ma count it on three One, two, three Well I'm not a qualuudes or a halucinogen I'm just comin up with rhymes that ...Read Full Lyrics

(featuring Elephant Man) [Elephant Man] Biz Markie and Elephant Man, we sensei Bump fair ladies like Sean Paul, okay, c'mon! [Biz Markie] Ladies and gentlemen, how do you do (a d...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus: Lil' Kal + possibly others] It's my country, you can say what you, wanna say about me But at the end of the day I'll be countin my mo-ney It's like a dream - yeah, it's li...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1: Biz Markie] This goes out to all the beautiful ladies 18 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy No matter what nationality or persuasian Black beauty or Asian or Causasian No di...Read Full Lyrics

[Biz Markie] Ah one two, ah one two Ah one two, ah one two I'd like to.. introduce myself.. My name is.. ah Biz Markie.. [Verse One] Well I'm the human ultra called Biz Markie Mak...Read Full Lyrics