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We spent a lovely summer, my wife Elaine and me, We bought us a great big motor home, with a shower and TV, We was camping and having a great time, watching Brokaw on Today, Till a...Read Full Lyrics

Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high, There a land that I heard of once in a lullaby. Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high, There's a land ... I heard of once ... lullaby. S...Read Full Lyrics

Guns, guns, guns! Guns, guns, guns! Looks like fun, doesn't it? Well, rocking and rolling on full auto is a lot of fun. "we felt the women had been ignored" "I, I like the, the fee...Read Full Lyrics

Just a minute! .. Just a minute! .. Just a minute! .. I can't hear a thing! Quiet please! Quiet please! Is there any escape... From noise? There's so much noise, I can't hear the m...Read Full Lyrics

If I got shot I bet the press would pick it up You'd like me all a lot If I got beat When camera's rolled you'd see me lying bloody in the street If a crazy stalker stabbed me or i...Read Full Lyrics

Wow! What a team! Right. Pleasure being together like this. We've a real challange on today, right. Two days to crack the formula of how to sell Water plants across Europe and rig...Read Full Lyrics

Guns. ("Hey pa!!") Guns. "wilderness.........." "Hey pa!! LOOK!!!" Guns. Boom! Bam-ba-ba-bam-bam! Bam-ba-ba-bam-bam!! Guns. Guns. Attractive target. (Run, boy!!!) Attractive target...Read Full Lyrics

("Firing party....ready....") Sycamore... Is open. ("...aim...fire! BANG") That's how Sycamore opened. That's how.... Sycamore is. (guns.) I say this somewhat quietly and without f...Read Full Lyrics

Supposing you're watching the Playboy Channel.... ("Ooooh yes! Oh....") And it's just about time for them to have an orgasm.... ("....Oh! Oh! Harder! Oh! Oh! I think I'm gonna expl...Read Full Lyrics

"Yellow, and black, and ..." "And, eh ..." "Yellow, and black, and rectangular." "Eh rectangular, yes. And eh, eh what else?" "Well, yellow, and black, and rectangular." "Eh rectan...Read Full Lyrics