It Hurts Your Daddy Bad Lyrics

It's a dark day outside in the yard It's a cold day, but that's our reward There's a girl, I see every day Knows who I am, has nothing to say And it's a dark day, for love And it'...Read Full Lyrics

Chain driven wallet Above ground pool J-I-M-B-O Slap bass bones Rock-a-billy ultra cool J-I-M-B-O Nature boy Jimbo Get in your Pick'em up truck Go cruise around with Lady Luck ...Read Full Lyrics

Here comes the king King! King! Here in my castle, I'm king of the house Slippers, paper, pipe, and dog Easy chair and a burning log Something smells good in the kitchen tonight O...Read Full Lyrics

Let me teach you how to eat Teach you how to eat Let me teach you how to eat Teach you how to eat How to marinate the meat Marinate the meat Let me teach you how to eat Teach you...Read Full Lyrics

(Yeah!) (Yeah!) If it makes you feel better Here's a little tip If I screwed up You'd be the first To get hip You are the lie detector (Yeah!) Waiting for a slip Ain't no way to...Read Full Lyrics

8...7...6...5...4...3...2...Yeah! Like A Rocket Like A Rocket Like A Rocket Mmm mmm Number one certifiable rocket-Yeah. Like A Rocket- Mmm mmm Like A Rocket- B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B Li...Read Full Lyrics

The doctor says I'm livin' On precious borrowed time, With all the time I'm givin' To liquor beer and wine. The X-rays of my liver Look like molded old Swiss cheese. My heart pump...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, it's cool taht you live in a shack And it's cool that you're hooked on smack Yeah, you used to be in a band You're the coolest guy to all your fans Now you're livin' on the ...Read Full Lyrics

My right hand holds a cold corona bottle My left hand holds a half a fifth of Gin My right arm reaches out for her love only But my left still embraces a life of sin We had oursel...Read Full Lyrics

Loco gringos like a party with five bails of, hay! Jumpin' in the dumpster with pepe, ole! Loco gringos like a party And they like their women firm And when they drink tequila They...Read Full Lyrics