It's A Funny Old World Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well Jamie gets home from work Puts a record on Fixes up the dinner Waits for Lilly to come She's been teaching all day She's got papers to mark She agrees with th...Read Full Lyrics

I had a dream that romance was dead And then I woke up in the morning, with a new girl in my bed We'd met the night before when I was pissed As we stumbled out the night club, s...Read Full Lyrics

I need to get my hair cut I need to get my photograph taken I need to write a press release And put the new album out I need to know if anybody's listening I need to book myse...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well I can't wait til I get home I hope that Lizzy's got the oven on Because it's embarrassing to admit But I can't cook for shit But if I play fair And if I play n...Read Full Lyrics

Well, life is for singing And life is for dancing And life is for making love Life is for learning and thinking and teaching And life isn't giving up Life isn't buying and sel...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Well Major Oak is an ancient tree in the middle of the Sherwood forest It's over a thousand years old, and it's still got acorns on it The life expectancy of an oak tree...Read Full Lyrics

Well I met a pretty girl at a festival With a bag of MDMA We both took a great big dab And went to great the day Now i'll warn you This shit tastes foul When you put it in yo...Read Full Lyrics

Got a bowl of microwave popcorn and a DVD We’ll watch in bed on your laptop tonight, after you’ve made tea It’s the simple things that matter, to me they matter to most Do...Read Full Lyrics

I'm giving up the booze I'm starting to day A fortnight on the wagon And I'm sure I'll be okay I doubt it will be easy though I'm sure it won't be fun And counting down the h...Read Full Lyrics

It's often said love cannot be described You can't do it with numbers or symbols and signs You use mathematics, or digital code It's much more than a one, much less than a zero ...Read Full Lyrics