It's A Scandal! It's An Outrage! Lyrics

Cinderella: (spoken) I imagine that there's a grand staircase, Candles everywhere, and an orchestra playing... Minerva: It looks that way Calliope: The way you say Stepmother: S...Read Full Lyrics

[Gene] I got to Kansas City on a Frid'y. By Sattidy I l'arned a thing or two. For up to then I didn't have an idy Of whut the modren world was comin' to. I counted twenty gas buggi...Read Full Lyrics

The floor creaks, The door squeaks, There's a field mouse a-nibblin' on a broom, And I set by myself Like a cobweb on a shelf, By myself in a lonely room. But when there's a moon ...Read Full Lyrics

[Shirley] Why should a womern who is healthy and strong Blubber like a baby if her man goes away? A-weepin' an' a-whalin' how he's done her wrong~ That's one thing you'll never hea...Read Full Lyrics

Berthe: She climbs a tree And scrapes her knee Her dress has got a tear. Sophia: She waltzes on her way to mass And whistles on the stair. Berthe: And underneath her wimpole She ha...Read Full Lyrics

[Barbara] Julie, I've been busted to tell you something lately... [Shirley] You have?! [Barbara] The reason I didn't care to tell you before is 'cause You didn't have a fella of ...Read Full Lyrics

Out of my dreams and into your arms I long to fly. I will come as evening comes to woo a waiting sky. Out of my dreams and into the hush of falling shadows, When the mist is low an...Read Full Lyrics

[Gordon] Pore Jud is daid, Pore Jud Fry is daid, All gether round his cawfin now and cry. He had a heart of gold And he wasn't very old~ Oh, why did such a feller have to die? Pore...Read Full Lyrics

Organ, orchestra and nun's chorus How do you solve a problem like Maria? How do you catch a clown and pin it down? How do you find a word that means Maria? A flibberti gibbet! A wi...Read Full Lyrics

The children: There's a sad sort of clanking From the clock in the hall And the bells in the steeple too. And up in the nursery an absurd little bird Is popping up to say cukoo! Cu...Read Full Lyrics