Itsy Bitsy Spider Lyrics

ANNOUNCER: We now join our hero Sandpaper Man flying high in the sky over a small town, hoping to see nothing but peace... SANDPAPER MAN: Ahhh, what a great day! The clean air prov...Read Full Lyrics

I love my Pretty PiñataLook at it hanging thereGlistening in the sunIt looks so perfectSo flawlessSo happy to be thereI bet this Piñata has not had one hardshipNot one bad thing ...Read Full Lyrics

This pizza's so fucking hot One time for the team had to line it up We were swerving through the lanes like a line of us Roll up to the scene yeah utopia It's utopia, utopia Roll u...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a master thief, don't you know?I'm gonna break into your house when you're not homeWhen you're not in your house I'll make my moveI've got my eye on youBreak into your house wi...Read Full Lyrics

Rog: I am walking down the streetAndrew: Boy, I really want something to eatRog: Looking outside, the birds are callingAndrew: Hey, man, what the hell rhymes with calling?Rog: I am...Read Full Lyrics

Whatever happened to Mr. T? I don't know. Do you?Nope.Hey, you... do you know what happened to Mr. T?No, let me ask my Dad... Hey, Dad, what hapened to Mr. T?I don't know, son. But...Read Full Lyrics

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Alright, the badboys of rock, the badboys of rock, the badboys of rock are back. We don't like to call 'em the badboys of rock, but that's what they like to be called. If they hear...Read Full Lyrics

God, it would be so nice if I could play trumpetI just wish I could play this thingI've been borrowing this trumpet for so longI just can't play it(attempts to play trumpet, and fa...Read Full Lyrics

(crying)Damnit....While you were listening to that last song,I went out and bought J.R. Higgins "Trumpet For Beginners" book.And I still can't play this trumpet!(tries playing trum...Read Full Lyrics