Jeopardy Lyrics

If you're still waiting for your invitation, You're probably wasting your time. I've spent hours on the situation in my mind. I'm heading straight for inibriation. You know it's no...Read Full Lyrics

It's what she said, when she said,"you're all dead, you're all dead". It's what she said, when she said,"You're all dead, you're all dead". Blame it on fathertime! Blame it on the ...Read Full Lyrics

Plants don't make a sound, but if they could talk, they'd probably say don't walk on me now.It took about a thousand tries, but i arranged all my clothes by color, shape, and size....Read Full Lyrics

It's hard! She says it's getting hard. She says it's getting hard to live.In a life where nothing works out right and there is no relief in sight. We said funk! when the battleship...Read Full Lyrics

Lassie used a stunt cock!This is where it starts and this is where it ends! We're in constant battles with imaginary friends. As I wait for the sequeal, I'll bide my time. What's y...Read Full Lyrics

We found our way, but we weren't looking. We found ourselves in the library, between the bookends.We built armys out of snowmen. We took a roadtrip and they all melted.Oh yea! Alri...Read Full Lyrics

Damn! I'm sorry, Oh Yea, I'm sorry,don't wanna join the glee club and sing I'm a little tea cup! The chain reaction in the bathroom brought us all down to our knees! Slow it up, or...Read Full Lyrics

I think I've been here before.I recognize the big guy that stands at the door. He said,"what are you here for?" I said,"I want whats mine cause I did all my chores, YEA!"GIMME MONE...Read Full Lyrics

Don't tell me that you hate it cause I know you never tried it and when the aliens invaded, all my friends went on a diet!Cause i still get frustrated when I'm forced into complian...Read Full Lyrics

Collins: Live in my house I'll be your shelter Just pay me back With one thousand kisses Be my lover and I'll cover you, yeah Open your door I'll be your tenant Don't got much bag...Read Full Lyrics