Jack La Lanne Lyrics

American flag waving highProtecting it, I want to dieI don't know about you manBut I'd rather dieThan live under communist rulesLet 'em go ahead and tryAmerican flag, red, white an...Read Full Lyrics

Hey now, welcome to my house Gonna have a barbeque and maybe I'll invite you Got a side of pork Got a side of creamy salad Got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid! Oh m...Read Full Lyrics

Time, it's always there but not on my sideTime, it ticks and ticks as my life passesTime, it's time to go to work and go to schoolI see a fucking problem hereGet up get dressed my ...Read Full Lyrics

Now the time is hereToilet talk is what is nearIn an outhouse outside my padMy sense of smell makes me see redMy dog takes a drink from the toilet which makes us thinkToiletPizza d...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a chick with no tits I'm a mess Always been so fond of you do you like the way I dress? Look like hell all 7 days Got no tits that's why I say My parents are so rich Tha...Read Full Lyrics

welcome to my breakfast table this is what you'll find a different kind of breakfast food that leaves the real ones far behind what's the fucking deal, all these brand names all ar...Read Full Lyrics

Well, country's in the red Soon we'll be dead No life, not even a flower Cause atomic power Scares the shit out of you There's nothing you can do Undecided men Bout a war you can't...Read Full Lyrics

Hey blood come around Come check out my part of town I want to see you there tonight But in my neighborhood You know the chicken's good I want to see the black men fight And ...Read Full Lyrics

so, you think you're kung fu's pretty good, eh? i want to fight your brother him, against me let's kung fu!! the smoke is clearing you can see peter and paul stanley kareem and bru...Read Full Lyrics