Jackie's Bar Lyrics

Roald Dahl hides in the lamppost.The lamppost that breaks the night,Will there be a light from Jamie’s torch?Will the battery’s so no to Jamie’s torch.?Now Raul Dahl hides in...Read Full Lyrics

Jealousy has found a mealSee the little piggy squealLike a cancer eats awayCannot sleep night or dayJealousy, jealousy, jealousy, jealousyJealousy has got a gripLike a knife will s...Read Full Lyrics

Which goes to show what’s most despisedMay well one day be highly prized.The Sniggles back in ’45One day went out for a ride.‘Omletta, get in the back seat’,Said Uncle to h...Read Full Lyrics

As he trudged along to schoolIt was always Johnny’s ruleTo be looking at the skyAnd the clouds that floated byJust before him there did layIn his in his in his wayJohnny never th...Read Full Lyrics

Judas he was framedJudas he was framedThat’s what Judas claimsIf he had a dollar for each time he’s been defamedBy the Catholics who him blamedHistory it’s been so unkind Oka...Read Full Lyrics

Our child it was an accident, no plan involvedOur sense of responsibility in heroin dissolvedWe hardly had the will to look after ourselvesLeft the baby in a cupboard on the shelfM...Read Full Lyrics

Just another loserJust another loserJust anotherJust another loserYou’re just another loserYou’re just anotherYou always triedYou always failedJust another dreamThat went off t...Read Full Lyrics

When I’m tired of all the murder And I’m tired of all the rape And all the little children Whose necks I do break That’s when I satisfy What I hold most dear I kick a little ...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes I go walkingWalking down the streetWhen an old aged pensionerI do meetThat’s when I do practiseMy favourite sportI kick a stick kick a stickThat they do supportKick a s...Read Full Lyrics

You’re a twat a turd a pig kill youCut you’re throat you’re grave I’ll dig kill youYou’ll be dead and I will live kill youYou’re a bastard I won’t forgive kill youWe ...Read Full Lyrics