Jamie Williams Pressnall Is An Alien (JWPIAA) Lyrics

There was a girl who talked to geeseShe understood them and they herOne day she looked into a crystal streamAnd saw in its bed a diamondShe picked it up and placed it in her hairAs...Read Full Lyrics

I met a boy, he wore a seatbeltHe kissed my cheek in the back seatWe played basketball his girl cousinsPlayed too in GermaineI'll be your girlI'll be your boyBut Victor he was my f...Read Full Lyrics

You can call me a slackerYou can call me a dickYou can say I'm not whiteBut you can say I'm sickBut all I got to sayIs Napoleon's here todaySlackers will rule the earth, hey!You ca...Read Full Lyrics

Everyone knows the feelingUnbreakable… I broke your heart inIt’s dismal outside And I don’t have the heart To tell you I thinkWe’re a computer mistake And I can program you...Read Full Lyrics

You put your dollar downYou want to paint the townBut then you never, never, never knowHow red the lights can beWhen you're alone with meYou live so fast, why don't you take it slo...Read Full Lyrics

I didn't meanto come apart at the seams.Baby, I know,you know the weakness in me.No one's aroundI'm not quite so Godly, so sound,The things I sayI am ashamed to repeatWhen the year...Read Full Lyrics

She came all the way from Saint PetersburgWearing one of her too many leather dragsShe comes on to me while I smoke my head goodbyeWe hurry on to the Starlight HotelAs she slowly p...Read Full Lyrics

Your face is changing, its comatoseThe president is an animalI'm lost in your evil temple of a nationThe holy of holies is now under fraudHuman hope is Rome in depressionMental bla...Read Full Lyrics

Drop me a flavor of honey baby While I try to loose my mindCause I've been waiting, waitingWaiting for you to comeNod in bed, I'm not in SpainBut I'm going straight too longCause I...Read Full Lyrics

Walk around!Zombies invading the cemetary!Ruuuuuuunnnnnn!!!!You wake up from the graveYou grin into the dark skyHe hollers and says, "You're gonna die!"You seen a preist that night...Read Full Lyrics