January's Little Joke Lyrics

I'm on a B road heading for the sea To see if hands across the ocean'll shake or wave Through the whiplash of the windscreen wipers I can see for miles but all I do is watch the ti...Read Full Lyrics

One at a time please ladies. don't take the huff now Well I've been up for ages, I've had enough now I'm gonna blow your house down, dynamite your cabbage town Shit-kicked derel...Read Full Lyrics

I fold and unfold it, I rolled it and sold it My hands turning blue with the cold Well-fired at one end And coo's-arsed the other On Friday I met a girl, On Friday I ...Read Full Lyrics

Always at the foot of the photograph That's me there Snug as a thug in a mugshot pose A foul-mouthed rogue Owner of this corner and not much more Still these days I'm better placed...Read Full Lyrics

Drifting, drifting, stickleback waters Drifting, drifting (shouldn't let go) I know but I swear I heard the jordanaires All our love was made on sheets we'd left unmade As s...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a sign I read a warning and it said 'When in Rome don't feed the lions' What is meant I can't hazard a guess But now I've learned my lesson I'm a better person I'm fi...Read Full Lyrics

I'd never been in love, I just liked to play around with the idea of it all. Merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream, I wake up as I'm starting to fall. Was as cag...Read Full Lyrics

You led me headlong to the place where I belong Dealing big blows to what my heart knows Old hat and old stories I get a little red and I'll burst rather than wax and melt I ...Read Full Lyrics

I lingered within earshot of the seaside souvenir shopfront (itchy fingers sweating on a snow scene, little puppy eyes dart) A tiny world is ending, detective is descending (all...Read Full Lyrics

Could I interest you in a little something special Pay the earth but if you have no money Your attention will do And if you don't give a damn You're welcome to keep it It's ...Read Full Lyrics