Jeannie's Got A Problem With Her Uterus Lyrics

Jackie is a punk Judy is a runt They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades And oh, I don't know why Oh, I don't know why Perhaps they'll die Second verse, same as the fi...Read Full Lyrics

K-Mart is the savings place I'd like to punch the customers in the face Get pissed off when it ain't priced right Cause the people who shop there ain't too bright...Read Full Lyrics

She took me into her lovely home Called Nicaragua on the phone Read Art of Loving by Erich Fromme She made enchiladas for me man I won't takeadvantage of her and I won't even ask h...Read Full Lyrics

She's got a place to go when she gets sad She opens her window and sits on the roof whenever she is feeling bad She's sick of these rules And she's sick of this world And she's tot...Read Full Lyrics

I wanna tell you what's on my mind And I wanna bill you for wasted time And wasted cigarettes that quenched your fix And wasted spit I left there upon your lips I'm getting used to...Read Full Lyrics

You're everything I hate and more So afraid you'll be a bore So you make up stories, spread gossip and lies But it's the kind of bullshit that nobody buys You're a liar, liar fuck...Read Full Lyrics

I don't wanna call you and take you to the show I don't wanna go on dates with you And write you sappy notes Cause I don't need the hassles I don't need the headaches too And I don...Read Full Lyrics

Mad at the papaer boy that little nerd Can't throw a paper straight, the spastic twerp Hit me in the head with the Daily Sun Then he laughed like a maniac, the smart ass runt Mad a...Read Full Lyrics

You always wanted a real nice lawn Now your whole back yard is gone Too bad you tried to cut your grass Too bad that you ran out of gas You drank just one too many beers Now it's i...Read Full Lyrics

Now whenever it rains I walk outside. I don't stay out of the rain; It feels just right. Sentimental drunk Heart exploding with love Trying so hard to hold on. Perfect moments mak...Read Full Lyrics