Jeb And The Haymaker Lyrics

"My girlfriend and I are quite poor. So we crash funeral gatherings for the free food. Hell, everybody's so busy crying and consoling; they don't even notice us in the coatroom p...Read Full Lyrics

[Brent:] Christ, you've toiled hard. So grab a stool. You Get to buy the first round. [Jesus:] Guiness Stout? [Brent:] I'll cleanse your feet with my beer. We'll have Another rou...Read Full Lyrics

I) After the Great Toronto Plague of 1998 Fake your death. Plant a bomb. A note with a dental record. Move Away. Dublin's calling. Reserve a Euroticket today. This life is borin...Read Full Lyrics

Here's my garden. Rowed lilacs drip purple. Crane Park's slick dawn dew. Twilight. Clock's twenty past Four. Packed five vitamin C blot Akbar gushing. Brian Climb soda need, Chuck,...Read Full Lyrics

Sorry, I'm drunk dear. It happens all the time. Honestly, I thought I loved you. Too bad you're so Damn lame. Scare me with the chance to die by people I Would call friends. I gues...Read Full Lyrics

I sing poems of rebellion. Lax russet lips lavish Scabrous empathy. Without rights I kowtow. A silly Carcass burrowing forward. This reads terms of vast Cosmos for Tianamen Square,...Read Full Lyrics

"I must have hit something, by the look of the volume of oil pouring out of my shuttlecraft, the radiator was smashed off it's welds, crudely placed on the fan; which was not turni...Read Full Lyrics

Leanna Nechlon pouts blood and tears. I taste her Neck. I can now make her eyes roll to white. Her pulse Rate quickens. Throbs upon my probing tongue. Stars Fall above us, burning ...Read Full Lyrics

On a frozen meadow lake, a breath's exhaled. A Dove. It's head within it's wing. A runny-nosed child Laughs without worry. Post office critics spread gossips Creed. Grandma still w...Read Full Lyrics

I) Dancing with Elvis in Cyberspace She walks beneath a presley stare. Swivel hips a smile. Pissed on morning charm. Shaves her head with a lawnmower. Her toenails painted Jesus b...Read Full Lyrics