Jeff Koons Lyrics

Make yourself like Milton JacobsonTo get ahead in vaudevilleBurlesque in Detroit MichiganTo get ahead in vaudevilleForbidden nights and burning momentsPlayful girls and savage crim...Read Full Lyrics

I am Mai Noda's strawberry iMacSwitch on my screenA strawberry coloured Apple computerAlso in greenI sit in the gloom of this little roomEmitting a luminous humDeep in my pinkTrans...Read Full Lyrics

They say the Prince Consort was afflicted, you knowWith medical defects of many sortsAnd even a disease of an anti-social natureHe'd picked up from the Northern German portsGeneral...Read Full Lyrics

Dandy lovers come and seeManly Madame SpaghettiSprouting like a runner beanFlorence ManlikShe has got a band and sheCalls it Panda 43Manly dandy chaotiqueFlorence ManlikPale blue e...Read Full Lyrics

If my name were HowardI'd dress up in a cummerbund and fezIf my name were HowardI'd puff all night on funny cigarettesIf my name were HowardI'd be terrified of getting sucked buck ...Read Full Lyrics

Read all about it! Murder in WhitechapelDown the Grave MauriceMaf, a star of Music HallGunned down mid-songBy unknown assailantsSo I confess I couldn't bear being less famousOh wha...Read Full Lyrics

I follow a totally uncharismatic guru(Electric automatic guru)He told me Stephanie be wonderfulBe who you want to beAnd do the things you want to do(Electric guru)I gave all my mon...Read Full Lyrics

All I desire is a military man who knows that he is bornA soldier, a sailor, a pretty marine blowing on the hornOn a military base or a battleship deckLet me come in his ass with m...Read Full Lyrics

When Truman Capote spent just one day with Marilyn MonroeHe wrote 'A Beautiful Child'The book Capote wrote hit the right noteHit the spotHe got Monroe to a TBut Mika Akutsu AKA Mik...Read Full Lyrics

All the lovers I've had I seemed to mislayOne went mad, one went awayOne left a note that said 'The heart repairs'On the wine cork he wrote 'Love is there'The shelves we put up at ...Read Full Lyrics