Jenny Kelly Lyrics

(Say, when's a guy start cheating anyway?Whenever you feel like it, I guess)She said she saw you up a goatLike a frigid china cupExcept you're an ugly muttCan I spend tomorrow drin...Read Full Lyrics

Somebody's got a lot of would-be friendsSomebody's got aSomebody's got aSomebody's got a lot of juice againSomebody's got aSomebody's got aSomebody's got a mouth that pays the rent...Read Full Lyrics

My hair is all blueTug it, tug it, tug it for twoBites of that lady you knewMy eyes are all greenExplain explain explain what you mean when you sayYou raise my profile every dayYou...Read Full Lyrics

There was a turtle by the name of BertAnd Bert the Turtle was very alertWhen nature threatened him he never got hurtHe knew just what to doSometimes Captain A-BombWrites his mum a ...Read Full Lyrics

Whenever I meet a boy, I start asking myself: does he write for me? And I don't know, Mary, I really don't knowI remember 'bout a quarter of a verseThat I wrote inside my headI'd l...Read Full Lyrics

Waistcoat, braces and a cheap smileKeep them in a big pileMake them diePaint those nailsPaint them a big childIndie grown men don't fileDon't catch my eyeYou look like a hairstyleY...Read Full Lyrics

HookerVictimPolitelyRemove the brainsHookerVictimsPolitelyRemove the brainsThen you're strippersThen strangersThen ladies equipped with hand grenadesTurn off yourGameDog dick dogDi...Read Full Lyrics

This one goes out to you so muchAnd all of the self-medicating Bones you like to talk aboutThey'll talk of social stethoscopesAnd the pigments in your eyesThey'll talk of puke-stai...Read Full Lyrics

I lick salt right off my handHelps me to feel like I'm still by that oceanThat's where I left my whole familyI'm pretty sure God made us lot big brokenThey'll forgive me when they'...Read Full Lyrics

I, I'm so awake nowI'm wild at allIt's so late now and I'm tiredSo tired outCrows sweep wheat fields of my mindI can't sleep until it's getting lightCold sheets freezing in my sign...Read Full Lyrics