Jerry Juice Lyrics

In the starship whopper box, I'm gonna crashland. Wishin' I was home in the space van. The sky is green and the ground is chrome. I'd like to take my suit off but it's too fuckin' ...Read Full Lyrics

Sleepin', drinkin', smokin' and tokin'. Lurkin', overtin', not workin'... Grrr! Gettin' fired from my job Seems unavoidable. The robot race Is unemployable. If I'm not late You kn...Read Full Lyrics

Anti-log can't be stopped like Bavaro from Tecmo. I whistle Koji Kondo while you listen to techno. I never played a game that I can't defeat. Got Nintendo thumb while you got soars...Read Full Lyrics

I'm grabbing my nuts. I'm grabbing my nuts. I'm grabbing my nuts. I'm grabbing my nuts. I have a poodle named Bobby. He likes to lick the chili. He doesn't run on batteries, But I...Read Full Lyrics

["Yo man, you see those fools that just walked out?" "Yeah, man. They're just askin' to be pocket-checked." "Yeah. Nice night to do it too with these birds that don't even exist in...Read Full Lyrics

hey there little girl we used to have the greatest times speaking up and laughing out inside the storm that we've called life said we'd never grow apart, life just worked out that ...Read Full Lyrics

I've got less feelings than flies on ceilings, For anything that has to do with human ass beings. They don't know how to treat me, yo. I ain't X5763p0. You plug me in and I clean t...Read Full Lyrics

Five years and a decade ago today I got a NES for Christmas. I started to play Castlevania II...Read Full Lyrics

the porch swing sits empty on a cold summer's day and I'm saying to her, I used to remember us playing on those days I will deny one thousand times that this has always been good b...Read Full Lyrics

I will stand hollow cheeked and awestruck As the rain paints this battered landscape Uncomfortable lumps of armor encumber the face. Pale faced and tiny she tugs at my sleeve A lo...Read Full Lyrics