Jesus I Was Evil Lyrics

Wake up in the morning and have a couple beersI guess it's how we hide our hurt, that's better than tearsWe have our nights of getting rowdy and getting fucking drunkGoing to the b...Read Full Lyrics

Whats right?I don't care what you sayWhat's wrong?The things you tell me everydayWhat's right?Slapping people when you fight!What's wrong?Smoking weed without a bongTo the asshole ...Read Full Lyrics

Rice rice, yes its riceI dont think you have the spiceSpice spice in your garden on a date with Heidi FliessBalls balls in the malls, that's where I'll kick you in the ballsDan Dan...Read Full Lyrics

Morning's here again, but I'll just stay in bedI think I'd rather sleep the day awayThings have been worse beforeI guess I can't complainJust another day of doing what I love to ha...Read Full Lyrics

People these days are not the sameKorn really sucks, the Grateful Deads the sameThere is the average joe, working for a buckAnd us fucking kids, who just don't give a fuckYou peopl...Read Full Lyrics

if you drink enough water will i fadewhen i'm out of your system forget things that i said.then the scenery changes.cars have no remorse they take the world by forcewe wish we coul...Read Full Lyrics

We need a man that is simple perfectionThere's nothing that's harder to findSomeone to lead us, protect us and feed usAnd help us to make up our mindsWe need a man that's sophistic...Read Full Lyrics

I think we can fly and swallow fireBlow smoke and hold our breath for as long as it takesEvery hello is goodbyeAs we exchange strangers and liesFor estranged lovers and time All lo...Read Full Lyrics

Met her on a blind dateHelping out an old mateWaiting at the cornerShe's be dressed in blackThere was I expecting a really tasty birdHe said she was good lookingI should have doubt...Read Full Lyrics

I look out on the grave of New York CityAnd to see some children playing in the snowCentral Park in winter should look prettyBut New York ain't a place for kids to growAnd my mem'r...Read Full Lyrics