Jesus Ranch Lyrics

With karate I'll kick your ass Here to Tienanmen Square Oh yea mutha fucka I'm gonna kick your fuckin derriere, yeah yeah You broke the rules Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair...Read Full Lyrics

Jack: Let's kick it. I'll say kick it, and you'll just kick it with a tasty groove, okay? 1, 2, 3, kick it......... Kick it, come on, god damn it, god, kyle! Could you one time kic...Read Full Lyrics

Jb: God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckin Schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up. Kg: Whahahat? Wh? Jb: Wake up. Kg: What? Jb: Y...Read Full Lyrics

[Spoken] KG: Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something new. C'mon. [Strums] JB: I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start. [Strums] JB: Better, closer, warmer. [Strums] JB: T...Read Full Lyrics

Jack..:: Black (Narrator) A::.. long a fuck n'***time ago In, a town called Kickapoo There, lived a humble family Religious through and through But. yeah there was a black sheep An...Read Full Lyrics

Kyle took a bullet for me Now I've got to rock for three. KG and me, don't forget about Tenacious D. I took a bullet for JB, now I'm in heaven and I can see Your decision to rescue...Read Full Lyrics

JB: Kyle Took a bullet for me Now i've got to rock for three KG and me, don't forget about Tenacious D KG(Ghost): I took a bullet for JB Now i'm in heaven and i can see JB: Your ...Read Full Lyrics

Last week... Kyle quit the band, Now we're back together. Misunderstanding, didn't understand, It doesn't matter, Now we're back together again. La La La La La, Couldn't split up K...Read Full Lyrics

Leeeeeeee Leeeeeee Leeeeeee Leeeeeee Leeleeleeleeleeleeleeleeleeleelee We're talkin fuckin Leee I had a friend named Lee He cast a spell, a spell on me If me and Lee and kg could b...Read Full Lyrics

Well me and Kage are hungry We're hungry for some fruit We wander through the garden It would be a hoot To eat some low hanging fruit We're on a freaky pursuit Don't want no high ...Read Full Lyrics