You've been singing songs for all the wrong reasons.
For reasons you're not at liberty to say.
It wasn't to get rich or famous or get laid.
Mainly you wrote those fucking songs to ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Andrew Jackson Jihad
When I was a little boy
I fed my mother a bottle of whiskey
While she was pregnant,
Unbeknownst to me.
I felt bad to say the least.
And when my little brother was born
He had
Wha...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Andrew Jackson Jihad
No more tears
No more crying
No more sighing, lying or dying
No more HIV
No more tweaking
No more drugs or immune systems being weakened
Just happy times and half assed rhymes and...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Andrew Jackson Jihad
Hey everything, fuck you
I hate everything you do to me
I despise every lie I've come to believe
And I hate every evil thing that I see
This juxtaposition of good and bad
Remind me...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Andrew Jackson Jihad
I gave birth to twin wire hangovers
Now I am a personal space invader
I've got essays I've got finals due
I have got lots and lots of problems
Lookout
Lookout
Lookout
Lookout
And...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Andrew Jackson Jihad
Nobody knows everything
We know this to be true
Everything is difficult except what's in front of you
But it's complicated even under your nose
Bullshit math equations
And your hig...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Andrew Jackson Jihad
People are wasteful, they waste all the food
People are hateful, and people are rude
But god I love some people sometimes
Because people are very, very special
And people are impa...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Andrew Jackson Jihad
The drugs you do were made by people who think in dollar signs,
And that's not very punk of you,
Maybe you should change your mind, reconsider the whole deal.
And maybe we like to ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Andrew Jackson Jihad
Rejoice, rejoice God's ears are stitches
Rejoice, His eyes are big X's (axes)
Rejoice, His arms are burning witches
Rejoice, His hands perform hexes
Rejoice despite the fact this ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Andrew Jackson Jihad
I'll fight a fight that I can't win.
I'll commit the mortal sin.
Then God will punch me in the chin.
And then I'll smile a toothless grin.
I'll smile a fucking toothless grin.
We ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Andrew Jackson Jihad