Jezebel Boy Lyrics

"He's white, Jim . . . "Why don't you like me?Why don't you like me?Why don't you like me?Am I really that bad?HE'S BAD, HE'S BAD, HE'S BAD"I think you're a jerk! I'm moving from y...Read Full Lyrics

Howard: What's a girl like youDoin' in a place like this? Mark: I left my place after midnightAnd I came to this hallMe and my girlfriend, we came hereLookin' to ball Howard: You c...Read Full Lyrics

Elvis has just left the building -- Those are his footprints, right there Elvis has just left the building -- To climb up that heavenly stair He gave away Cadillacs once in a whil...Read Full Lyrics

On the plane of the baritone women They talk low 'bout stuff they know, They sing 'oooh!' And laugh at you Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! If you can't If you can't Do it too Do it too Ah-ha-ha-h...Read Full Lyrics

You are the girl Somebody invented In a grim little office On madison ave. They were specific They made you terrific: Red lips; Blue eyes; Blonde hair; Un-wise -- You're all-ameri...Read Full Lyrics

They got lies so big They don't make a noise They tell 'em so well Like a secret disease That makes you go numb With a big ol' lie And a flag and a pie And a mom and a bible Most ...Read Full Lyrics

Rhymin' man, Tall and tan, Rhyme or reason, Play your hand -- Rhyme on this -- rhyme on that Oh, you naughty democrat! They say when doctor king got shot, Jesse hatched an evil pl...Read Full Lyrics

The surgeon general, doctor koop S'posed to give you all the poop But when he's with p.m.r.c. The poop he's scoopin' Amazes me see-span showed him, all dressed up In his phoney do...Read Full Lyrics

Rico! Youngblood! Wake up Prohibition is over, but the country's still a mess They need us out there, we've got some cleaning up to do Especially when it comes to this guy Get tho...Read Full Lyrics