Jim Henson's Dead Lyrics

When the game of life makes you feel like quittin', It helps a lot if you kill a kitten Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin, You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten. There'...Read Full Lyrics

[Narration] "Howdy, folks. This next song is a story of a gal who Just Couldn't choose between to fellers. One was about the Nicest Guy you ever met, and the other one, well, he's ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, It's Lynch Leave me a message (beep) Pick up, you there, Alright, Dude give me a call, I don't know what happened last night, Just let me know what's going on, I was wasted, D...Read Full Lyrics

There's a man who pedals into danger If you eat chinese food, this guys no stranger He's weaving down the block The man will risk his life to bring you egg rolls Little Asian Man ...Read Full Lyrics

Will you show me your heart? Will you open it wide? Expose the raw nerves Will you let me inside? Can you tear down the wall? For the mortar has dried Will you show me your heart? ...Read Full Lyrics

Lorelei Lorelei had lazy eyes Straight ahead she would stare And still see shit over there with her lazy eyes Anabel Anabel had an odd odd odd smell Cigarettes and gin With some b...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah. You're either gonna like this song, or kick my ass after the show You're the love of my life But it cuts like a knife And I feel that I'm being misled See, I'm a little co...Read Full Lyrics

If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two. And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you. And if I had a poets hand, I'd write a verse for thee. And if I had the painter...Read Full Lyrics

Hush little girl Sweet baby don't cry Tonight Daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby Tonight Why can't it all be like it was before? How can I explain why mommy's not here...Read Full Lyrics

Come, fair lady to mine bed, we go, And verily sweet pleasures we shall know, Yet, where thy belly meets thy limb, I beseech thee give a trim, For thy bush doth overflow, Milady d...Read Full Lyrics