Joe Hates Work Lyrics

First, there's lots of kids in my familyThere's my sister JanMy sister Jan is a ballet dancerShe takes ballet lessons and she's really goodI've seen her dance, she dances really go...Read Full Lyrics

Went to the grocery storeWith my mom the other dayWe bought some milkIt had pictures of abducted childrenMy picture was on the milk carton with all the rest of themWhy was my pictu...Read Full Lyrics

Pull off its headPull off its headSee what's insideYour sister's not aroundPull off its headPull off its headMaybe there's some brains insidePull off i's headYou won't get in troub...Read Full Lyrics

Mom and daddy have a new babyMom and daddy have a new babyThey only pay attention to itThey only pay attention to itNo one pays attention to me anymoreNo one pays attention to me I...Read Full Lyrics

Get me a BB gun, nowI want a BB gun and a glass eyeMarshall's got one, I want oneWe shoot squirrels in his backyardAnd we shoot his brother LukeAnd now he's got a glass eyeYeah!I w...Read Full Lyrics

I said I wanna watch cartoonsI said I wanna watch cartoonsI said I wanna watch cartoonsC'mon let me watch cartoonsI said I wanna watch cartoonsI said I wanna watch cartoonsI said I...Read Full Lyrics

Oh GodI've never had something so disgusting in my mouth beforeOh God, you know what my older brother Bobby made me doHe grabbed this disgusting green toadHe pried my mouth openHe ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm really not having trouble going to the bathroomNo, really I'll be OKNo, please, DadI don't want to have another enemaThey're grossIf you just give me a little more time I'll go...Read Full Lyrics

They cleaned my cut out with a wirebrushI fell in a gravel pitPlaying with my friendsThey had to get a piece of gravel outThey tore the legs of my pants offThey had to get at the c...Read Full Lyrics

I want to continue but I can't go onI just close my eyes and pretend I'm gone'cause when I woke up and know I foundMyself but my girl she's nowhere aroundHelp me Lord I think I'm d...Read Full Lyrics