John McClane Lyrics

This is the tale of a bearded sloth Who debases himself so they can get their rocks off. Recruits five skinny better looking men To play guitar parts he'll never play again. So it'...Read Full Lyrics

I wanna rob You of your game face So I can cower beneath your words 'cause I'm a freak from the same place Let suicide make a meal for birds Into your heart I've got the dagger The...Read Full Lyrics

There is a nebulous nut-crunching non-entity In my jutting prenatal midsection I judge my parents for a job that I could never hope to do Because I'm a spoiled ball-less freak ...Read Full Lyrics

I kill, kill, kill little girls. I kill, kill, kill little girls. It's such a thrill, thrill, thrill to the world When I kill, kill, kill little girls. Don't you come near me. Don...Read Full Lyrics

Ah-oh Ah-oh [Verse 1 - Max Bemis:] Some say I've lost my touch at crafting Say Anything songs I suppose I'll let you take my place on stage It's not a difficult job to supplant, y...Read Full Lyrics

Baby! You don't wanna make me cry Or I will fill you with the emptiness inside. Okay! Alright! Baby! You don't wanna say goodbye Or I will soak you in this rich formaldehyde. Ca...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] See you at the bar with my ex-girlfriend Hanging off her arm fresh off the bow Not sick of New York letting it show you off Like a Shivan Dragon Pride in my gut feel...Read Full Lyrics

Tonight I'm going To New York city The place I'll call my home And tonight I'm going where the climate's shitty Where I won't feel so alone And I will build it up right from the gr...Read Full Lyrics

The man who touched me He cornered me beneath the trees Offering candy And bearing something cold for me He reached inside me To pluck the cherry from my heart But when he gr...Read Full Lyrics

My greatest fear is a splendid thing It's an image of a middle-aged me with an earring Playing shows to an empty bar While the bottle waits grinning by the shadow of a pop star ...Read Full Lyrics