John the Fisherman [DVD] Lyrics

Too many puppies are being shot in the dark. Too many puppies are trained not to bark. At the sight of blood that must be spilled so that we may maintain Our oil fields. Too ma...Read Full Lyrics

Jerry was a race car driver And he drove so goddamn fast He never did win no checkered flag But he never did come in last Jerry was a race car driver He'd say el sob number one Wit...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I remember as it were a meal ago Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter May have nestled its way into his mighty throat Many a fat alley rat h...Read Full Lyrics

My name is Mud Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis My name is mud and it's always been 'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen I dress in blue-...Read Full Lyrics

Hello Mr. Krinkle How are you today? Seems the rumors are about your team might move away Now, me I'm sentimental But I'm not one to cry Say there Mr. Krinkle let's cruise the Bas...Read Full Lyrics

I've been to hell. I spell it, I spell it DMV Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean Stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream And if I had my dr...Read Full Lyrics

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver and she shows it off to all her friends. One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her, so she caged him up with cyclone fence. Along ca...Read Full Lyrics

Quite a surprise What an ingenious device. Boredom encompassesmy time. I don't know what I should do. Indulging a moment of your time. Seldom the breeder of lies. But you won't b...Read Full Lyrics

There's a time for lies And a time for truth I say, eye for an eye Eye for a tooth When I roamed young I'd scavenge around Every nook and cranny Of our little town It's nic...Read Full Lyrics

They broke out in laughter again His lip beaded with sweat as they strapped him in And he stood by and waited to be called The talk was of times that'd gone by And the quantity an...Read Full Lyrics