Johnny Twobags Lyrics

It's the gay nineties and You can't watch nothin' good Mindless pinko garbage Is all they make in hollywood Kung fu theatre, Now there's a show with class Like to find the guy Who ...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. Playboy, Sir Weasel, Poppin Snake, and Mr. Cool Went down to the boulevard to play their ass some pool Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla Lady Killer Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, I...Read Full Lyrics

Kick me, You know that I am a lazy piece of shit An animal on hand outs from an evil government I've always been a nobody, I'll never be a somebody, Unless I kick some ass or get t...Read Full Lyrics

No respect for a land-holding man Only scum who pay when they can Free-loaders, that hate what I am Then beg me to fix their can Ugly Harleys on the front lawn I come by to turn th...Read Full Lyrics

The little weirdo down the street says he's making a rocket ship with household items, So we can't find him. Igloo cooler and some gasoline, soil samples and some magazines for the...Read Full Lyrics

Intoxicated - the way I go through life Inebriated - and then I pay the price Designated drinker with a defected driver I can't find my keys must have left Them inside her Eating T...Read Full Lyrics

For all those that are feeling way too fed up inside Now here's a celebration Of failure and losing Like to put a shout out to all y'all far and wide Sorry People but this is the w...Read Full Lyrics

I'm trying to be civilized and need you girl to realize, My higher mind runs counter to my procreative self. Although it's not my doing, nature has it's way insuring That the speci...Read Full Lyrics

A needy world greets the new messiah. Taking applications for disciples. To touch the hem of his leather trousers, Unleashes the fury of his healing powers. His feet we're blistere...Read Full Lyrics

Now Mohawk John knew he did wrong When he went and killed some men They sent for the marshal to bring him in They sent for Marshal Skin He rolled into town, And pulled his cowboy ...Read Full Lyrics