Joke Shop Lyrics

Promote yourself, look like a cunt Vodka parties. Cushioned walls in a shit club I 'ain't bothered where it goes, I've got a job I'll rot away in the aisles of the Co-op mate, n...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] In jangles of the measure Of limited release I blab out at my earliest convenience, tee hee The sat in nights are dogshit The crème de la crème of feet Of course ...Read Full Lyrics

Yes, yes, yes Come to listen to some rustic noise from 1982 Recorded in the Black Forest of Germany Yes, yes And I'm going to twizzle beard Yes, I'm going to do that Yes, 'ca...Read Full Lyrics

Charcoal coloured night at the entrance Hazed, I won't walk in Those nights, those weekends Give you a kickin' People half your age I feel like Elaine Paige But without the f...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Gig you into the fucking ground I'm not moaning man I Like the smell of mist on curbs near the beer garden at Night, pedestrian walk ways, well if the council want a ...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 Music for the masses I’m out classed here mate Inbetween the tashes And splash out on shit I’d better get a penny farthing And Marvelous Marvin Slam dunk with a ...Read Full Lyrics

I get sick of what the pointer said That we had money and got easily fed I see the country like you just don't get You're stuck in moments that have grown out of themselves F...Read Full Lyrics

So I got in this morning, and walked ... (oh shit... just keep it going) So I got in this morning And I went to the loo And he walked out the cubicle And it fucking stunk Ever...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Do you mind? You biffed my nose [Chorus 1] He's got a blonde mop He's got a moptop He's got a blonde mop He's got a moptop [Verse 1] I'm sick of what I tell yo...Read Full Lyrics

Save the fucker for later Mysteron Mysteron Papers in the Moula and people in the cabs they all come out the Pleasure Dome with loads of dirty cash Land Cruisers made of c...Read Full Lyrics